Your friend loves their new haircut. You hate it. They ask.: What Does the Internet Prefer?

A friend asks to stay at your place for a month.That's too longMake yourself at home

A party starts at 8. When do you arrive?Fashionably lateAt 8

Your evening plans get cancelled. First reaction?DisappointmentRelief

DogsCats

When do you clean the kitchen?As I cookAfter I've eaten

A few close friendsA huge social circle

Your friend loves their new haircut. You hate it. They ask.